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daily BS #6: We should care what politicians do with their wanker

April 14, 2008 – 12:19 am

Give me a break here people.
Since when does it matter what politicians decide to do in their bedrooms? The scandals that we have been plagued with in the past few years are simply underscoring ridiculous double standards and the growth of the popularity of hypocritical right wing politics - please bring sanity back to […]

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Truth is Stranger than Fiction: What did the parrot say to the mayor?

April 12, 2008 – 3:28 am

(Warning - this post has not been cleaned up of foul language, if you have a problem with that, please go visit cleaner pastures).
What did the parrot say to the mayor?
“Fuck off”
What did the parrot say to the priest?
“You can fuck off too”
No, this isn’t some stale joke, but a true exchange from one critical […]

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Truth is Stranger than Fiction: Romantic proposal sets a gazebo ablaze

April 11, 2008 – 1:26 am

Good thing the Chappaqua Fire Chief Andy Metz has a sense of humor.
The New York Times reports that the fire department was summoned early Wednesday morning after reports of a gazebo fire in a Chappaqua NY suburb.
Thursday night, Lawrence Waterhouse III set a romantic atmosphere for his marriage proposal by surrounding his entire house with […]

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