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Truth is Stranger than Fiction: What did the parrot say to the mayor?

April 12, 2008 – 3:28 am

(Warning - this post has not been cleaned up of foul language, if you have a problem with that, please go visit cleaner pastures).
What did the parrot say to the mayor?
“Fuck off”
What did the parrot say to the priest?
“You can fuck off too”
No, this isn’t some stale joke, but a true exchange from one critical […]

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Truth is Stranger than Fiction: Romantic proposal sets a gazebo ablaze

April 11, 2008 – 1:26 am

Good thing the Chappaqua Fire Chief Andy Metz has a sense of humor.
The New York Times reports that the fire department was summoned early Wednesday morning after reports of a gazebo fire in a Chappaqua NY suburb.
Thursday night, Lawrence Waterhouse III set a romantic atmosphere for his marriage proposal by surrounding his entire house with […]

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Truth is Stranger than Fiction: Indonesian Masseuses Asked to Padlock Their Pants

April 10, 2008 – 12:06 am

Talk about taking it to the extreme.
While combating the exploitation of women is a noble cause, the Indonesian town of Batu has all but announced its return to the middle ages.
To combat prostitution in local massage parlors, Indonesian masseuses are being asked to padlock their pants. This new trend is set out to give […]

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